# 东海对小溪

东海一枭对联

不论怎么流，小溪无奈，终归东海。

小溪对联

不管如何嚣，上帝在天，耐侯一枭。

不管如何嚣，一枭有眼，必仰上帝。

雪峰合联

小溪如何大，只是东海水一滴，瞎闹腾。

东海如何大，犹如沧海一水洼，没前途。

注：博讯宗教论坛版主小溪，基督徒也，疯疯癫癫神叨叨傻乎乎痴呆呆的，对老枭出言无状，在东海难不倒系列中已驳斥一二，足以让其体无完肤，并为其疯言傻语在历史上备案。兹特出联求对，博网友们一笑。上联为：无论怎么流，小溪无奈，终归东海。谨求下联。

一枭2007-11-27


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