# 烦死凌波奇峰冬梅草

家园狂欢节我天天想着凌波、奇峰、冬梅草，要是这三个丑八怪在家园，不仅会把家园的房顶揭了，围墙恐怕也保不住了！

前世冤孽，我与这三个丑八怪的缘份尚未尽，尽管她们丑得一塌糊涂，一见她们我就皱眉，就心绞痛，就两腿发软，但还是像在心上扎的刺那样，天天隐隐作痛。

要说这三个丑八怪的丑，哎哟！比梅超风、比诸葛亮媳妇阿丑还要丑上18倍，要描写出来非把小孩子们吓傻不可，凌波的腰围起码有三米三，奇峰的脖子比长颈鹿还长，牙齿黑黑的，很吓人。至于冬梅，嗨！别提了！小腿肚子像啤酒桶，手指头像钢筋条，难看死啦！

就这么丑，还喜欢到处乱跑，等我有空，抓起来关进山洞，山洞门口用万斤大石头堵上，看你们还乱跑不乱跑！

目前，我没空，就写文章烦你们！

烦死你们！

2007-09-14


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