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# 花心大萝卜要亮相了

老了，不敢多亮相了，怕吓着家园外的小姨子们，怕担心小姨子们看到我就不想来家园了，从昨夜就一直矛盾忐忑中，读了秋实的诗，觉得我还可以年轻一把，所以鼓足勇气发上来，但愿大家不要着相，心里想着“我们的导游还是很年轻”就好了。\
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2016-02-10

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